After Supper (I Scheme, You Scheme)
collage by Slipper Grass

DARIO ARGENTO AS HIMSELF

GILDA RADNER AS ROSEANNE ROSEANNADANNA

JERRY STILLER AS FRANK COSTANZA

BEA ARTHUR AS DOROTHY PETRILLO

PETER FALK AS COLUMBO

PENNY MARSHALL AS LAVERNE DEFAZIO

LADY GAGA AS PATRIZIA REGGIANI

CHER AS LORETTA CASTORINI

ANNA MAGNANI AS HERSELF

F. MURRAY ABRAHAM AS ANTONIO SALIERI

MARISA TOMEI AS MONA LISA VITO

ALFREDO PACINO AS PHIL SPECTOR

LOU COSTELLO AS HIMSELF

BEA ARTHUR AS DOROTHY PETRILLO AGAIN FOR NO REASON

BOB HOSKINS AS MARIO MARIO

LITTLE STEVEN AS SILVIO DANTE

ANGELO BADALAMENTI AS HIMSELF

IDA LUPINO GUEST SPOT ON BARNABY JONES